What are the funniest quotes?

“I am a man of destiny. I’m gonna win the heavyweight championship of the world, earn a million dollars and get me a chauffeur-driven, tomato-red Cadillac with built-in hi-fi, television and telephones. I’m gonna make the world sit up and take notice and say, ‘Wow, this kid is the greatest.’” “When I retire I want to get very, very fat just once.

What are some funny and smart quotes?

“Smart phones and social media expand our universe. We can connect with others or collect information easier and faster than ever” [Daniel Goleman] “A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half” [Jeff Cooper] “Information flow is what the Internet is about. Information sharing is power.

What are some funny family quotes?

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

  • Children really brighten up a household.
  • In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television.
  • Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.
  • Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.

    • What are the best funny birthday quotes?

    “Happy birthday!

  • “You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow,happy birthday!”
  • “Forget about the past,you can’t change it.
  • “Cheers on your birthday.
  • “Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”
  • “Happy Birthday!


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    Were can I find some funny quotes?

    “It was like riding into the blast of a hair-dryer set on hot.” – Colin Cotterill

  • “If I don’t make it to heaven,at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!” – April Mae Monterrosa
  • “Iced coffee on a hot day can perform miracles.” – Unknown
  • “I was used to heat but this place was so dry the trees were bribing the dogs.” – Irvine Welsh

    • What are some of the best inspirational quotes?

    “Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.” —Dennis P.

  • “Be not afraid of life.
  • Look at the sparrows; they do not know what they will do in the next moment.
  • Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.” —Carl Bard